Spare a Dime
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Marry-an-Ugly-Millionaire-Online-Dating-Agency.com
D&O: anyone got any spare
change
Rambo: what you on about man
D&O: can you lend me 50
pence for my bus fare
Rambo: are you crazy
D&O: am homeless – gonna
give me the price of a cup of tea
Rambo: are you serious
D&O: am starving
Rambo: are you really on
here begging for money
D&O: aye – its too cold
begging in the streets I much prefer to make use of technology – I’m
a bit of an entrepreneur
Rambo: and do you make much
begging on the internet
D&O: oh aye – on good days I
can take £300
Rambo: that’s a lot of money
D&O: aye – my PayPal account
is fair bulging
Rambo: good for you
D&O: so have got any spare
change
Rambo: you promise not to
spend it on drink and drugs
D&O: I wouldn’t do that
Rambo: R U sure
D&O: Aye
Rambo: Okay them – is £1
okay
D&O: You’re a real pall –
thanks mate – have a great day
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